Titans Towers IX

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FICTION IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. THERE WILL BE BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS AND THINGIES NOT SUITABLE FOR A YOUNGER AUDIENCE UNLESS THEY CRY NITRIC ACID ON A DAILY BASIS. I SUGGEST YOU TURN BACK NOW AND FIND SOMETHING CUTE AND CUDDLY AND MAYBE STUFFED WITH MURDERS AND SIZZLING GYPSIES RATHER THAN CONTINUE. YOURS INSINCERELY, MALCHIOR THE DREAD-...UH, I MEAN, MALCHIOR OF KNOLL, AND TOTALLY NOT SOME GINGER GUY PRETENDING TO BE HIM.

Nona sat at her computer again attempting to do something with some coursework that was going nowhere. "Hey, Bushido?" She turned to the disembodied head suspended within the cage, "Do you know anything about geography theory?"

"What?"

"About what bit of a city is used for what and stuff."

"Why the hell would I help you?!"

Then his nose turned into a Mcnugget and fell off.

Beast Boy finished reading the previous instalments of Titans Towers to his team and then spotted the new advertisement tagline: "Titans Towers: A big serving of McHilarity tucked between two big flowery baps". The core titans exchanged confused looks. "Riiight..."

Hotspot was throwing a drunken party. Somehow they ended up at an oil rig. Then he powered up...

Robin was doing the can-can while skydiving. The Gentleman Ghost tried to keep pace with him and shouted something that the boy wonder was pretty certain was a warning to get his parachute open, but sounded more like 'flippety blip nuggets'.

Raven threw up a shield to protect herself from the explosion. "Hotspot is such an idiot."

"Tell me about it." Replied the charred corpse of an oil rig worker.

Adonis was playing with his pecks again. A girl called Kitten watched from far away as he used them to impress some sluts. "Gross."

Robin now had his parachute open and was doing Gangnam Style.

The Gentleman Ghost was now circling Bushido's cage singing 'flippety blip nuggets' over and over to the tune of Yankee Doodle whatever. Bushido wished his ears would turn into McNuggets and fall off, but Nona knew so she was not going to give him the satisfaction.

Nona returned to the series without the slightest clue as to what had happened in previous instalments because it's been so long since she wrote these. She threw a bomb at Kid Flash because she didn't like him. He gave it a hat and called it Sarah and raised it as his own.

Sarah blew up when he was growing old and she was about 15. As his life slipped away he croaked 'why, Sarah, why?', but Sarah could not respond as she had blown up.

Jinx was skipping through a meadow of singing flowers. One of the singing flowers decided to hit on her.

The wedding is on the 6th of July and anyone who reads this is invited.

Billy Numerous and Billy-Ray Sanguine met on the corner of some place. "Man, you ain't part of this series!" Numerous exclaimed.
"I'll have you know my Texas ass has been in Titans Towers since, like, the first part!"
"But you ain't even a Teen Titans character."
"Don't I know it, Billy...crazy cow's had me down as a thing to be obsessed over..."
Then the Box Ghost appeared and captured them both in a magic BOX OF CONTAINMENT!!!

The whole page above was scrapped because Nona wasn't happy with it. Speedy rewrote it and sold it on the internet for a very small casserole. Mmm, casserole.

"Bitch be runnin' out of ideas." Robin remarked darkly.
The ginger gu-...uh, I mean, Malchior of Knoll nodded. "She's, like, retarded or something."
Nona fell from the sky and hugged them both until they exploded. Oops.